Date: 2018-01-06 03:21
A fortune-teller advised me, “Do everything your boss says.” Sage advice, I thought, as I was working on an important project. As if I needed more proof of just how good the psychic was, that night, as I read the newspaper, I noticed my horoscope: “Do everything your boss says.”
Recently, I woke up to find that two of my car’s tires had been stolen. When the police officer arrived, he asked, “When were you last driving the car?”
After finishing his meal, my grandfather, a retired Marine captain, asked the waitress for the 65 percent discount the restaurant offered veterans.
Suddenly a deep voice booms down from above. My son, I have not abandoned you, but at least meet me halfway buy a ticket!
• I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I am. Good messengers are hard to come by.
Giving a sermon one Sunday, I heard two teenage girls in the back giggling and disturbing people. I interrupted my sermon and announced sternly, There are two of you here who have not heard a word I 8767 ve said. That quieted them down.
I don 8767 t think I 8767 ll be there, the boy said. You don 8767 t even know your way to the post office.
When I first saw this username I thought it said something about murder! NOT a good impression.
The word ur was used instead of the correct spelling your.
• “Hi. Just thought you might like to know that I think your pet elephants have been bowling while you’re out. —Your Downstairs Neighbor.”
We accompanied our son and his fiancé e when they met with her priest to sign some pre-wedding ceremony papers. While filling out the form, our son read aloud a few questions. When he got to the last one, which read Are you entering this marriage at your own will? he looked over at his fiancé e.